5 Upcoming VR Games We Can’t Wait to Play

The future is here, folks. Virtual reality has arrived, and it’s revolutionizing the gaming industry as we know it. With VR, the possibilities are limitless: we can visit distant worlds, explore the depths of the oceans, and experience things we never thought possible, all from the comfort of our gaming rooms. So strap on your goggles and check out this list of the upcoming VR games that we’re most excited about here at Tall Peters! Continue reading 5 Upcoming VR Games We Can’t Wait to Play

Clown Epidemic Grows More Severe as Clowns Attempt to Participate in Society

“It nearly scared me half to death,” says Marsha Wolfman of Plano, TX, describing a harrowing experience at the bank last Thursday. “I was waiting in line to deposit my check, when suddenly this terrifying clown walked in. And before I knew what was happening, it walked right up to one of the sales agents and started applying for a loan!” Wolfman, a working single mother of three, described the clown as a six-foot-tall male wearing creepy clown makeup and a silly hat. “I’m just glad my kids weren’t with me. They would have had nightmares for weeks!” The Plano police have yet to offer an official statement at this time, but they have assured concerned locals that they are taking the matter very seriously. Continue reading Clown Epidemic Grows More Severe as Clowns Attempt to Participate in Society

Tall Peters’ Guide to Getting Laid in 2016

A common question we get from our readers is, “Hey, Tall Peters, how the heck is a guy supposed to meet women in this strange new era we’re living in? For a regular joe like me, trying to keep up with all these confusing new trends like ‘dating apps’ and ‘social justice’ can be a real headache! How do I know what emojis I’m supposed to use? Will the ladies laugh at me if I’m not up to date on all the latest memes? Just what exactly is ‘tumblr’ and how on earth do I use it?” Well, you’re in luck, faithful male readers, because we’re here to educate you on Tall Peters’ official tried-and-true modern seduction technique, guaranteed to get you into the high-waisted jeans of today’s discerning women. Take a gander at these surefire, can’t-miss tips: Continue reading Tall Peters’ Guide to Getting Laid in 2016