Wow, I can’t believe it. After (add later) years in the making, it is finally here. That’s right, I’m talking about the newest entry in Nintendo’s video game series The Legend of Zelda for the new video game system “the Switch”. I got one, and I couldn’t wait to play it. I am not lying. I really do have a Swinch, and I am playing it right now. Why would I lie? It’s so great. I love video games, and I have played all of the Legend of Zelda games there are. My favorite is (add later). I love that game so much. I have so many fond memories of playing it when I was a child and talking about it with all of my friends at school instead of playing sports. I didn’t play sports in school because I love video games is what I mean. Especially The Legend of Zelda!! 😀
“From the first minute I was given control of Zelda with the Nintendo Switch remote control, I knew I was in for a truly epic adventure that no other video game could provide.” Image by big-ashb
Anyway, let’s get back to the review. Breath of Wind is such a good game that I love to play. As soon as I put the disc into the Nintendo Switch I was having the time of my life. From the first minute I was given control of Zelda with the Nintendo Switch remote control, I knew I was in for a truly epic adventure that no other video game could provide. The first thing I did was pick up a sword and I hit a monster in the head with it just like I remember doing in the other Legend of Zelda games that I definitely played before. Waves of nostalgia washed over me as I watched my video game character run around when I pushed the button. Zelda was so powerful, and I love to control him. It is no wonder there are Legends told about him in this fictional world. No other game gives me such a sense of freedom and wonder. Nintendo has done it once again believe me, folks. When my Switch is revved up, I feel like I have been transported to another world, and my video game is the vehicle that lets me explore the terrain. A magical and mystical land where I’m not a dumb loser virgin asshole that sits around playing video games for babies all day. It brings a tear to my eye to think of all the wonderful adventures I have had running around as my favorite video man Zedla and all of the adventures I will soon have when I finish this review and return to the video game world called (add later).
“Nintendo has knocked another dinger right out of the park. How can the other video game companies even compete with such a powerful brand??” Image by Noa Kosanovic
Let’s get down to the nitty gritty here. The graphics look very good. I have seen enough screenshots of other games to know a good graphic when I see one, and the powerful Swich is churning out some top quality pixels for me to look at on my Nintendo screen. Incredible. Video games have come a long way from Mario on the (add later). And the music. Wow. Those speakers are playing all of my favorite music I remember from the other Zelda games that I have played. I’m a hardcore Zeldahead, and I listen to that stuff all the time on YouTube. I cannot get enough of that good nostalgia I use to distract myself from how much of a failure I have become. When my mother comes into my room to give me a plate of fish sticks, she hears the music and smiles. She knows that I am having fun reliving my childhood over and over again instead of giving her the grandchildren she was hoping to someday have. She doesn’t even ask me about that stuff anymore because she knows I’m having such a good time! Uh, let’s see. What else? Uh. Well, there’s lots of stuff to do in the Zelda game. You can climb trees I think. Ride a horse. So many fun activities that I enjoy and have never done in my real life. Now I never have to leave my house to experience the wonders of nature! Yes, Legendary Zelda the Breathe the Wind Is an incredible game that I will play time and time again until I exhale my final breath. I’m going to go ahead and give it a 10 out of 10. It is without a doubt the greatest game ever made. Ever. That’s all there is to it. Nintendo has knocked another dinger right out of the park. How can the other video game companies even compete with such a powerful brand?? All Hail Nintendo :D~~