Gonna make this quick and simple. 1. People don’t like Donald Trump. 2. People like to see cartoon characters from Disney movies. I don’t know why. For some reason normies go nuts for this stupid crap, so in an attempt to create some quality content for once, I decided to photoshop Donald Trump onto a bunch of Disney bad guys to get a bunch of clicks on the website. Sorry if I got some of these guys wrong. The only Disney movie I’ve ever seen is Bébé’s Kids. Enjoy! Continue reading I Photoshopped Donald Trump onto a Bunch of Disney Bad Guys
I gotta come clean and be completely honest with all you good folks out there. I cannot get enough of those dang Hot Knife videos on YOUTUBE.com. Have you seen this stuff? The guy takes a knife, gets it real hot, then he holds the knife up to an object and makes it hot too. Sometimes things get a little out of hand! Butter? You better believe that stuff melted and made a huge mess. This ain’t your mommy’s butter knife, baby!! This stuff is extreme and ADDICTING. Did I mention I cannot stop watching these insane videos? Continue reading TOP TEN THINGS I WANT TO SEE GET DESTROYED BY A 1000 DEGREE HOT KNIFE
Listen, we all want to be a big star. Go on Instagram and what do you see? A flood of people fighting for attention with their fingers crossed hoping that someday they will be the .001% to be hand picked by God and wake up one morning in an enormous Beverly Hills mansion. Some keep trying until they end up on the streets, insane with delusion, while others give up and fall into the routine of telling themselves every morning at 4 AM to go to their job at the hip new coffee joint in the city that they are perfectly happy working for minimum wage. Maybe someday they will become a manager and achieve a small piece of that pie we all want so bad. Everyone wants to see big numbers when they check their bank balance and buy nice cars to post pictures of on Facebook. Heck, it’s the American Dream! But how in the world do you achieve something like that these days when there is so much competition in the job market and so many people are struggling to make ends meet? Continue reading How to Shill Your Way to Moderate Success
It has truly been busy for all of us here at the Tall Peters Labs this holiday season. While everyone else sipped egg nog and lit holiday candles with their loving families, we’ve had a crack team working around the clock to get to the bottom of this mystery about what effects online clickbait articles have on your brain. It took a lot of hard work and determination, but at long last we finally have undeniable results! Continue reading Does Clickbait Make You Smarter?
Ugh, I don’t know about you all, but I am SO done with 2016. Let me be clear: it is without a doubt the worst year to have ever come about in the history of humanity. My Vietnam War veteran grandfather keeps telling me that things could be a lot worse, and he always starts going on with his boring stories that he’s already tried to tell me a hundred times before. Sometimes he even cries. Ugh, so lame. He doesn’t understand anything. He doesn’t even have a Reddit account! If he doesn’t even know who George Michael or Carrie Fisher are, why does his opinion matter at all? I mean it. Everything has been so bad this year that lately I’ve routinely been having mental breakdowns in the middle of whatever I’m doing and crying like an inconsolable child for hours on end. No one in the history of the world has ever had it as bad as me. Continue reading Ten Things I’d Enjoy More Than 2016
It’s that time of year again, gang. Christmas is coming up, and it just doesn’t feel right to buy your mother presents with the money she’s been secretly putting into your bank account to enable your sad, pathetic lifestyle. We’ve all been there. It’s finally time for you to step up to the plate and rake in the big bucks. Be an adult for once in your miserable life! Continue reading Fresh Hot Tips to Own Big Time at Your next Big Job Interview
If you are one of the two people that read this blog, you already know that I think Kylie Jenner is the most inspirational human being on the planet Earth. Everything she does is breathtaking. Remarkable. Sensational. Magnificent!! I can’t help but wonder how one person is capable of being so perfect in every single way. She is an inspiration to me and millions of other Kylieheads. A brave woman who is not afraid to show the world who she really is, and it fills me with overwhelming joy and gratitude to know that there is a woman out there in the spotlight showing all of the young women in the world that they have more to offer the world than just their bodies. Anyone with half a brain can see that there’s far more to Kylie than her lip injections and expensive, surgically enhanced ass. Much more! I hope you all will join me on this trip down memory lane for all of the times Kylie Jenner made her most inspirational posts online and showed the world that she is far above all of the shallow, vapid Hollywood drones.