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It’s Here Folks, A Comprehensive List Of All The Good Faces To Zoom In On

Now here at Talking Peterheads we know there’s nothing around that funnier than a funny face pic to look at on the web. Theres lot of funny faces to browse upon, more than you can even believe. Because everybody knows about faces, they have got such good meme traction, it`s always a good bet to use a face somewhere when you do a meme. Many forget that while a funny face is a good meme, a zoomed in on funny face is the same amount of funny memeness multiplied by how closely upon that you zoom in. Like every one else on purgatory piss planet Earth, you will already have saved on your internet looking at device many and many pics of extremely good faces that you can post or look at without even a single think of the brain, but a good Meme Hack is to get those faces opened up in a program and zoom right in on em. Just zoom the heck all up in to that sucker! To help you bulk out your collection we’re discussing the best faces which you can zoom in on and it will be very funny.


Georege Willy Bush

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This guy is a veteran of the zoomed in on face scene, being one of the original faces looked at closely in the simpler, more innocent days of the zoomed in on face pics. There was no nonsense back then folks, just a zoomed up on face without even a single word or two. While some argue there were’d been a period where zooming in on G. Bushes face was no longer trendy, we believe the time is primed to get a good look up close on the bushinator.

Kaneson West

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A black man, and a big meme no less – Kanye got a face made for memery. He say a lot of funny and dumb shit too, but just looking at his placid autotard face where his plastic teeth and plumped lips beckon is very nice when it comes to the stone cold funny stuff – even nicer with a good zoom or two.

Mark Zuckletang

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Sweat martyr Marky Mark Zucklejew made a whole website where any face you know about, and even more, can be zoomed in on by any old sort of folks, including sinister corporate entities. WOuldn’t it be pretty sick to zoom in on in stead this dude;s Some Sort Of Gland Problem Looking Ass Face.

 


 

Anne Frank

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Not even a tragic dead jew child is above the humour that is to be found when a  pic of her face is looked at with extremely whimsical closeness.

 


 

Harambe

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This cool dead ape is in heaven but his face can still be zoomed in upon the web. Death is not absolution even for primitive child hassling beasts like ya boy the Harambler, and you can prove this by zooming in real close to his face with an effective meme pic.

 


 

Joseph Merrick

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Unlike many super heroes, Elephant Man led a fucked up life with only one canonical time line, in which he thwarted approximately 0 criminals. Ridicule his failure by setting pixels of his face to previously unachievable degrees of near to-ness.

 

 


 

Baby Suffering  Harlequin Ichthyosis 

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Nothing brings about the Lulz like lookeing closely at the raw anguish of the human condition manifested into reality by a crucially deformed husk baby locked in a brief but eternal scream.

 

 


Donald Trump

 

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Now if there is just one thing we would like to know about Prez The Combzone Trump is if ever he not do have a funny face to pull when any humans are looking at him: there is very little to suggest itn’t. Mischevious smirkster Donald F. (Fart) Trump pullin g all sorts of amusingly expressive faces which can be zoomed up on from a wide variety of angles and directions thanks partly to the Internet ™, but mainly thanks to powerful computer program Microsoft paint, which comes for free on any windows computer. If youre interested in using MICROSOFT PAINT (R) for zooming in on any pics of faces that you have then Why not check out thes products your self at https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/windows/

Why The Internet is Actually Shrinking

Ever wake up at night in a puddle of cold sweat or stale piss (not sure which) worried about how grotesquely big and fat the internet is getting. In less enlightened times past, us pallid weenie nerd losers at The Tallsome Peter Foundation have too. And if we were to take the government’s word for it, (fat chance!!!!!!!!!), we will swallow down the tall tale that the internet is growing exponentially and more really good web type stuff like retweets and frog memes and gargantuan anime .pngs are being rabidly uploaded to the websnet at all seconds of the day.  But actually this is not what is happening in real life, and the wokest among us are realising more and more of the internet is disappearing all of the time. Ever tried scrolling to the end of the front page of Reddit.com? You can’t go very far. Or scrolling all the way down your news feed on Facebook? You’re more likely to win the lottery – twice. Or how about getting all the way to the last page of a porn category on xvideos? No chance. Your dick would be a deflated slimy lump before you even hit page 69.

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Lifting The Toilet Seat Up Is For Dumb Ass Holes

Every assigned male man around in real life has had a woman screech at them about the loo lid being up. Us woke folks at tall peter com know a secret trick that can save you this perpetual whinge and also shave a good few seconds off your Peesonal Best (mine is down to a tidy 1.683s[seconds]). No gimmicks here folks: just never lift the seat. Never ever lift the seat up when you pee. Stop -! Do Not Lift That Seat. Continue reading Lifting The Toilet Seat Up Is For Dumb Ass Holes

6 Festive Ways To Commit Suicide

Welp folks it’s Christmas time again and if there’s one thing that people are gonna be doing at this time of year, it’s killing themselves like crazy. Committing suicide at Christmas might be considered something of a cliché by most, but here at Tall Peters dot com we feel like people have forgotten the true meaning of killing themselves at Christmas so we’re reaching out to as many would-be suiciders as possible. It can be hard in this season of excessive self-inflicted deaths to really stand out when committing your suicide, so we’ve devised a few tips to help you immortalise yourself as that special snowflake that you know you are.

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Why  Frogs Are So Good At Being Memes

At least six thousand years ago, when dinosaurs ruled the earth, there was only one continent, zero memes, and only two genders. The tyranny of the ‘saurs saw a soar in the oppression of other vertebrates; fish, once proud supple muscular warriors of the land, fled to the dark ocean. Birds, gallant rapists of the forest floor had to grow wings and take their weird dicks up to the cold skies. Mammals lived in holes and fucked each other quietly up the arses. Reptiles also had slimier, more flamboyant cousins called amphibians who were rightfully shunned because of their pathetic name for a class of vertebrates that only highlights that all they were ever good for was being an evolutionary bridge between land and water. Continue reading Why  Frogs Are So Good At Being Memes