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It’s Here Folks, A Comprehensive List Of All The Good Faces To Zoom In On

Now here at Talking Peterheads we know there’s nothing around that funnier than a funny face pic to look at on the web. Theres lot of funny faces to browse upon, more than you can even believe. Because everybody knows about faces, they have got such good meme traction, it`s always a good bet to use a face somewhere when you do a meme. Many forget that while a funny face is a good meme, a zoomed in on funny face is the same amount of funny memeness multiplied by how closely upon that you zoom in. Like every one else on purgatory piss planet Earth, you will already have saved on your internet looking at device many and many pics of extremely good faces that you can post or look at without even a single think of the brain, but a good Meme Hack is to get those faces opened up in a program and zoom right in on em. Just zoom the heck all up in to that sucker! To help you bulk out your collection we’re discussing the best faces which you can zoom in on and it will be very funny.


Georege Willy Bush

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This guy is a veteran of the zoomed in on face scene, being one of the original faces looked at closely in the simpler, more innocent days of the zoomed in on face pics. There was no nonsense back then folks, just a zoomed up on face without even a single word or two. While some argue there were’d been a period where zooming in on G. Bushes face was no longer trendy, we believe the time is primed to get a good look up close on the bushinator.

Kaneson West

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A black man, and a big meme no less – Kanye got a face made for memery. He say a lot of funny and dumb shit too, but just looking at his placid autotard face where his plastic teeth and plumped lips beckon is very nice when it comes to the stone cold funny stuff – even nicer with a good zoom or two.

Mark Zuckletang

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Sweat martyr Marky Mark Zucklejew made a whole website where any face you know about, and even more, can be zoomed in on by any old sort of folks, including sinister corporate entities. WOuldn’t it be pretty sick to zoom in on in stead this dude;s Some Sort Of Gland Problem Looking Ass Face.

 


 

Anne Frank

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Not even a tragic dead jew child is above the humour that is to be found when a  pic of her face is looked at with extremely whimsical closeness.

 


 

Harambe

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This cool dead ape is in heaven but his face can still be zoomed in upon the web. Death is not absolution even for primitive child hassling beasts like ya boy the Harambler, and you can prove this by zooming in real close to his face with an effective meme pic.

 


 

Joseph Merrick

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Unlike many super heroes, Elephant Man led a fucked up life with only one canonical time line, in which he thwarted approximately 0 criminals. Ridicule his failure by setting pixels of his face to previously unachievable degrees of near to-ness.

 

 


 

Baby Suffering  Harlequin Ichthyosis 

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Nothing brings about the Lulz like lookeing closely at the raw anguish of the human condition manifested into reality by a crucially deformed husk baby locked in a brief but eternal scream.

 

 


Donald Trump

 

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Now if there is just one thing we would like to know about Prez The Combzone Trump is if ever he not do have a funny face to pull when any humans are looking at him: there is very little to suggest itn’t. Mischevious smirkster Donald F. (Fart) Trump pullin g all sorts of amusingly expressive faces which can be zoomed up on from a wide variety of angles and directions thanks partly to the Internet ™, but mainly thanks to powerful computer program Microsoft paint, which comes for free on any windows computer. If youre interested in using MICROSOFT PAINT (R) for zooming in on any pics of faces that you have then Why not check out thes products your self at https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/windows/

Prepare to Be Blown Away by How Little I Care About the Big Football Game or Whatever

Oh, is there a Super Bowl happening tomorrow? Weird, I didn’t even notice. I must have been too busy Not Giving a Single Heck About Sports. Yeah, you heard me. Pretty shocking, huh? I bet you’ve never met anybody who doesn’t care about the Super Bowl as much as I don’t care about the Super Bowl. Continue reading Prepare to Be Blown Away by How Little I Care About the Big Football Game or Whatever

I Photoshopped Donald Trump onto a Bunch of Disney Bad Guys

Gonna make this quick and simple. 1. People don’t like Donald Trump. 2. People like to see cartoon characters from Disney movies. I don’t know why. For some reason normies go nuts for this stupid crap, so in an attempt to create some quality content for once, I decided to photoshop Donald Trump onto a bunch of Disney bad guys to get a bunch of clicks on the website. Sorry if I got some of these guys wrong. The only Disney movie I’ve ever seen is Bébé’s Kids. Enjoy! Continue reading I Photoshopped Donald Trump onto a Bunch of Disney Bad Guys

Peters’ Ten Under Ten 2017

Here at Peters Magazine, we believe that the children are the future, and we pride ourselves on recognizing the outstanding achievements of young entrepreneurs of all ages. With our annual, award-winning “Ten Under Ten” feature, we celebrate the most successful leaders in the worlds of business, politics, and entertainment under the age of ten.  Continue reading Peters’ Ten Under Ten 2017

Top 10 Most Adorable Jennifer Lawrence Moments of 2016

If you’re anything like me, you just can’t get enough of Jennifer Lawrence and her quirky antics! The adorable celeb has been a media darling ever since she first rose to prominence with her starring role in The Hunger Games, and this year has been no exception. Just when you think she can’t get any funnier or more charming, she always finds a way to top herself. So, in honor of the star’s 39th birthday this week, here is a list of our top 10 favorite classic JLaw moments from 2016. Continue reading Top 10 Most Adorable Jennifer Lawrence Moments of 2016

Frasier Crane 4

UPDATE: Even MORE leaked pages from Kelsey Grammer’s lost script “Frasier Crane” have emerged, and we here at Tall Peters blah blah etc. Anyone who’s actually bothered to read these probably knows by now that this is fake. I made it all up! It’s me, Trevor Drinkwater. I’m the one writing these dumb Frasier things. Here’s another one.

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Top 10 Times I Was Inspired by Kylie Jenner

If you are one of the two people that read this blog, you already know that I think Kylie Jenner is the most inspirational human being on the planet Earth. Everything she does is breathtaking. Remarkable. Sensational. Magnificent!! I can’t help but wonder how one person is capable of being so perfect in every single way. She is an inspiration to me and millions of other Kylieheads. A brave woman who is not afraid to show the world who she really is, and it fills me with overwhelming joy and gratitude to know that there is a woman out there in the spotlight showing all of the young women in the world that they have more to offer the world than just their bodies. Anyone with half a brain can see that there’s far more to Kylie than her lip injections and expensive, surgically enhanced ass. Much more! I hope you all will join me on this trip down memory lane for all of the times Kylie Jenner made her most inspirational posts online and showed the world that she is far above all of the shallow, vapid Hollywood drones.

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