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It’s Here Folks, A Comprehensive List Of All The Good Faces To Zoom In On

Now here at Talking Peterheads we know there’s nothing around that funnier than a funny face pic to look at on the web. Theres lot of funny faces to browse upon, more than you can even believe. Because everybody knows about faces, they have got such good meme traction, it`s always a good bet to use a face somewhere when you do a meme. Many forget that while a funny face is a good meme, a zoomed in on funny face is the same amount of funny memeness multiplied by how closely upon that you zoom in. Like every one else on purgatory piss planet Earth, you will already have saved on your internet looking at device many and many pics of extremely good faces that you can post or look at without even a single think of the brain, but a good Meme Hack is to get those faces opened up in a program and zoom right in on em. Just zoom the heck all up in to that sucker! To help you bulk out your collection we’re discussing the best faces which you can zoom in on and it will be very funny.


Georege Willy Bush

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This guy is a veteran of the zoomed in on face scene, being one of the original faces looked at closely in the simpler, more innocent days of the zoomed in on face pics. There was no nonsense back then folks, just a zoomed up on face without even a single word or two. While some argue there were’d been a period where zooming in on G. Bushes face was no longer trendy, we believe the time is primed to get a good look up close on the bushinator.

Kaneson West

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A black man, and a big meme no less – Kanye got a face made for memery. He say a lot of funny and dumb shit too, but just looking at his placid autotard face where his plastic teeth and plumped lips beckon is very nice when it comes to the stone cold funny stuff – even nicer with a good zoom or two.

Mark Zuckletang

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Sweat martyr Marky Mark Zucklejew made a whole website where any face you know about, and even more, can be zoomed in on by any old sort of folks, including sinister corporate entities. WOuldn’t it be pretty sick to zoom in on in stead this dude;s Some Sort Of Gland Problem Looking Ass Face.

 


 

Anne Frank

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Not even a tragic dead jew child is above the humour that is to be found when a  pic of her face is looked at with extremely whimsical closeness.

 


 

Harambe

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This cool dead ape is in heaven but his face can still be zoomed in upon the web. Death is not absolution even for primitive child hassling beasts like ya boy the Harambler, and you can prove this by zooming in real close to his face with an effective meme pic.

 


 

Joseph Merrick

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Unlike many super heroes, Elephant Man led a fucked up life with only one canonical time line, in which he thwarted approximately 0 criminals. Ridicule his failure by setting pixels of his face to previously unachievable degrees of near to-ness.

 

 


 

Baby Suffering  Harlequin Ichthyosis 

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Nothing brings about the Lulz like lookeing closely at the raw anguish of the human condition manifested into reality by a crucially deformed husk baby locked in a brief but eternal scream.

 

 


Donald Trump

 

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Now if there is just one thing we would like to know about Prez The Combzone Trump is if ever he not do have a funny face to pull when any humans are looking at him: there is very little to suggest itn’t. Mischevious smirkster Donald F. (Fart) Trump pullin g all sorts of amusingly expressive faces which can be zoomed up on from a wide variety of angles and directions thanks partly to the Internet ™, but mainly thanks to powerful computer program Microsoft paint, which comes for free on any windows computer. If youre interested in using MICROSOFT PAINT (R) for zooming in on any pics of faces that you have then Why not check out thes products your self at https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/windows/

Why The Internet is Actually Shrinking

Ever wake up at night in a puddle of cold sweat or stale piss (not sure which) worried about how grotesquely big and fat the internet is getting. In less enlightened times past, us pallid weenie nerd losers at The Tallsome Peter Foundation have too. And if we were to take the government’s word for it, (fat chance!!!!!!!!!), we will swallow down the tall tale that the internet is growing exponentially and more really good web type stuff like retweets and frog memes and gargantuan anime .pngs are being rabidly uploaded to the websnet at all seconds of the day.  But actually this is not what is happening in real life, and the wokest among us are realising more and more of the internet is disappearing all of the time. Ever tried scrolling to the end of the front page of Reddit.com? You can’t go very far. Or scrolling all the way down your news feed on Facebook? You’re more likely to win the lottery – twice. Or how about getting all the way to the last page of a porn category on xvideos? No chance. Your dick would be a deflated slimy lump before you even hit page 69.

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Just Literally Quick, Cheap, and Breathtakingly Easy Recipes for the Young and Modern Professional Who Simply Cannot Even

We’ve all been there, folks. Twelve hours at the office slapping away at the keyboard doing lord only knows what so our boss can go on his third vacation of the year in June, and you’re too worn out to feed yourself when you finally get home. Cooking is hard, and food is expensive. Sometimes it feels like there’s no point in running on this treadmill we call life. Continue reading Just Literally Quick, Cheap, and Breathtakingly Easy Recipes for the Young and Modern Professional Who Simply Cannot Even

The 10 Best Songs of the 1990s

Hey! We all remember the 90s, right? I know I do! If you don’t, what the hell is wrong with you? I mean, it wasn’t that long ago. What are you, some kind of little baby? Get out of here, you little baby! Babies aren’t supposed to be online. Go play with your baby toys or learn to walk or something. This post is for grownups like me who remember that classic era and all the timeless pop culture that came with it. Continue reading The 10 Best Songs of the 1990s

Video Game Review – The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Wow, I can’t believe it. After (add later) years in the making, it is finally here. That’s right, I’m talking about the newest entry in Nintendo’s video game series The Legend of Zelda for the new video game system “the Switch”. I got one, and I couldn’t wait to play it. I am not lying. I really do have a Swinch, and I am playing it right now. Why would I lie? It’s so great. I love video games, and I have played all of the Legend of Zelda games there are. My favorite is (add later). I love that game so much. I have so many fond memories of playing it when I was a child and talking about it with all of my friends at school instead of playing sports. I didn’t play sports in school because I love video games is what I mean. Especially The Legend of Zelda!! 😀 Continue reading Video Game Review – The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For Goku

The 2016 presidential election will be sure to go down in history as one of the greatest upsets in American history. Even now, weeks after the inauguration, many of us are still in disbelief that human garbage can Donald John Trump somehow managed to defeat an opponent who was infinitely more qualified, more experienced, and superior in every conceivable way. I’m talking, of course, about Goku. Continue reading Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For Goku

Video Game Review – Nioh

Lately I’ve been hearing a lot of talk about this new video game from Team Ninja called Nioh. It’s supposed to be some sort of action video game inspired by the satanic Dark Souls series that I’ve been avoiding for years (religious reasons), but when I heard that it is supposed to be a historically accurate depiction of events that happened in Japan hundreds of years ago, I couldn’t resist. Continue reading Video Game Review – Nioh

Prepare to Be Blown Away by How Little I Care About the Big Football Game or Whatever

Oh, is there a Super Bowl happening tomorrow? Weird, I didn’t even notice. I must have been too busy Not Giving a Single Heck About Sports. Yeah, you heard me. Pretty shocking, huh? I bet you’ve never met anybody who doesn’t care about the Super Bowl as much as I don’t care about the Super Bowl. Continue reading Prepare to Be Blown Away by How Little I Care About the Big Football Game or Whatever