Category Archives: Life Hacks

It’s Here Folks, A Comprehensive List Of All The Good Faces To Zoom In On

Now here at Talking Peterheads we know there’s nothing around that funnier than a funny face pic to look at on the web. Theres lot of funny faces to browse upon, more than you can even believe. Because everybody knows about faces, they have got such good meme traction, it`s always a good bet to use a face somewhere when you do a meme. Many forget that while a funny face is a good meme, a zoomed in on funny face is the same amount of funny memeness multiplied by how closely upon that you zoom in. Like every one else on purgatory piss planet Earth, you will already have saved on your internet looking at device many and many pics of extremely good faces that you can post or look at without even a single think of the brain, but a good Meme Hack is to get those faces opened up in a program and zoom right in on em. Just zoom the heck all up in to that sucker! To help you bulk out your collection we’re discussing the best faces which you can zoom in on and it will be very funny.


Georege Willy Bush

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This guy is a veteran of the zoomed in on face scene, being one of the original faces looked at closely in the simpler, more innocent days of the zoomed in on face pics. There was no nonsense back then folks, just a zoomed up on face without even a single word or two. While some argue there were’d been a period where zooming in on G. Bushes face was no longer trendy, we believe the time is primed to get a good look up close on the bushinator.

Kaneson West

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A black man, and a big meme no less – Kanye got a face made for memery. He say a lot of funny and dumb shit too, but just looking at his placid autotard face where his plastic teeth and plumped lips beckon is very nice when it comes to the stone cold funny stuff – even nicer with a good zoom or two.

Mark Zuckletang

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Sweat martyr Marky Mark Zucklejew made a whole website where any face you know about, and even more, can be zoomed in on by any old sort of folks, including sinister corporate entities. WOuldn’t it be pretty sick to zoom in on in stead this dude;s Some Sort Of Gland Problem Looking Ass Face.

 


 

Anne Frank

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Not even a tragic dead jew child is above the humour that is to be found when a  pic of her face is looked at with extremely whimsical closeness.

 


 

Harambe

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This cool dead ape is in heaven but his face can still be zoomed in upon the web. Death is not absolution even for primitive child hassling beasts like ya boy the Harambler, and you can prove this by zooming in real close to his face with an effective meme pic.

 


 

Joseph Merrick

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Unlike many super heroes, Elephant Man led a fucked up life with only one canonical time line, in which he thwarted approximately 0 criminals. Ridicule his failure by setting pixels of his face to previously unachievable degrees of near to-ness.

 

 


 

Baby Suffering  Harlequin Ichthyosis 

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Nothing brings about the Lulz like lookeing closely at the raw anguish of the human condition manifested into reality by a crucially deformed husk baby locked in a brief but eternal scream.

 

 


Donald Trump

 

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Now if there is just one thing we would like to know about Prez The Combzone Trump is if ever he not do have a funny face to pull when any humans are looking at him: there is very little to suggest itn’t. Mischevious smirkster Donald F. (Fart) Trump pullin g all sorts of amusingly expressive faces which can be zoomed up on from a wide variety of angles and directions thanks partly to the Internet ™, but mainly thanks to powerful computer program Microsoft paint, which comes for free on any windows computer. If youre interested in using MICROSOFT PAINT (R) for zooming in on any pics of faces that you have then Why not check out thes products your self at https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/windows/

Just Literally Quick, Cheap, and Breathtakingly Easy Recipes for the Young and Modern Professional Who Simply Cannot Even

We’ve all been there, folks. Twelve hours at the office slapping away at the keyboard doing lord only knows what so our boss can go on his third vacation of the year in June, and you’re too worn out to feed yourself when you finally get home. Cooking is hard, and food is expensive. Sometimes it feels like there’s no point in running on this treadmill we call life. Continue reading Just Literally Quick, Cheap, and Breathtakingly Easy Recipes for the Young and Modern Professional Who Simply Cannot Even

TOP TEN THINGS I WANT TO SEE GET DESTROYED BY A 1000 DEGREE HOT KNIFE

I gotta come clean and be completely honest with all you good folks out there. I cannot get enough of those dang Hot Knife videos on YOUTUBE.com. Have you seen this stuff? The guy takes a knife, gets it real hot, then he holds the knife up to an object and makes it hot too. Sometimes things get a little out of hand! Butter? You better believe that stuff melted and made a huge mess. This ain’t your mommy’s butter knife, baby!! This stuff is extreme and ADDICTING. Did I mention I cannot stop watching these insane videos? Continue reading TOP TEN THINGS I WANT TO SEE GET DESTROYED BY A 1000 DEGREE HOT KNIFE

Lifting The Toilet Seat Up Is For Dumb Ass Holes

Every assigned male man around in real life has had a woman screech at them about the loo lid being up. Us woke folks at tall peter com know a secret trick that can save you this perpetual whinge and also shave a good few seconds off your Peesonal Best (mine is down to a tidy 1.683s[seconds]). No gimmicks here folks: just never lift the seat. Never ever lift the seat up when you pee. Stop -! Do Not Lift That Seat. Continue reading Lifting The Toilet Seat Up Is For Dumb Ass Holes

7 Powerful Food Hacks Guaranteed to Help You Avoid Being Hungry

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Stop me if this sounds familiar: You’ve had a busy day. You spent all morning reading about dope new tech on Gizmodo, then picked up your girlfriend’s kids from school, came home and binge-watched Gilmore Girls on Netflix for a few hours (admit it, boys, you KNOW you love it), and then your squad stopped by for a rousing game of Cards Against Humanity. Continue reading 7 Powerful Food Hacks Guaranteed to Help You Avoid Being Hungry

How to Shill Your Way to Moderate Success

Listen, we all want to be a big star. Go on Instagram and what do you see? A flood of people fighting for attention with their fingers crossed hoping that someday they will be the .001% to be hand picked by God and wake up one morning in an enormous Beverly Hills mansion. Some keep trying until they end up on the streets, insane with delusion, while others give up and fall into the routine of telling themselves every morning at 4 AM to go to their job at the hip new coffee joint in the city that they are perfectly happy working for minimum wage. Maybe someday they will become a manager and achieve a small piece of that pie we all want so bad. Everyone wants to see big numbers when they check their bank balance and buy nice cars to post pictures of on Facebook. Heck, it’s the American Dream! But how in the world do you achieve something like that these days when there is so much competition in the job market and so many people are struggling to make ends meet? Continue reading How to Shill Your Way to Moderate Success

Fresh Hot Tips to Own Big Time at Your next Big Job Interview

It’s that time of year again, gang. Christmas is coming up, and it just doesn’t feel right to buy your mother presents with the money she’s been secretly putting into your bank account to enable your sad, pathetic lifestyle. We’ve all been there. It’s finally time for you to step up to the plate and rake in the big bucks. Be an adult for once in your miserable life! Continue reading Fresh Hot Tips to Own Big Time at Your next Big Job Interview

6 Festive Ways To Commit Suicide

Welp folks it’s Christmas time again and if there’s one thing that people are gonna be doing at this time of year, it’s killing themselves like crazy. Committing suicide at Christmas might be considered something of a cliché by most, but here at Tall Peters dot com we feel like people have forgotten the true meaning of killing themselves at Christmas so we’re reaching out to as many would-be suiciders as possible. It can be hard in this season of excessive self-inflicted deaths to really stand out when committing your suicide, so we’ve devised a few tips to help you immortalise yourself as that special snowflake that you know you are.

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A Broke Dad’s Guide to Christmas

We’ve all been there. After another year of pissing away all your money on useless gadgets, nights out with your buddies, and get-rich-quick schemes, you realize that Christmas is around the corner again and you’re flat broke. Your bank account’s in the red, your credit cards are all maxed out, and you just know your boss is gonna stiff you on the holiday bonus because he’s still mad about the time you accidentally set fire to the men’s room. So what’s a dad to do? If you don’t bring home any presents, your family will hate you forever. Your kids will spit in your face, and your wife will never look at you again. But don’t you worry, because Tall Peters is at your service with some creative gift suggestions that won’t cost you a penny. Continue reading A Broke Dad’s Guide to Christmas

What to Do with All This Leftover Turkey??

Well, Peter Heads, Thanksgiving is finally over. I don’t know about you all, but I had to write a letter to Old Saint Nick asking for a brand new belt to restrain my overwhelming girth. Heh, I’m just kidding, gang. I don’t need a belt because I never change out of my piss-stained sweatpants. Anyway, it’s that time again when we are all faced with the same question that haunts us year after year: What the heck am I gonna do with all this leftover turkey? Continue reading What to Do with All This Leftover Turkey??