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It’s Here Folks, A Comprehensive List Of All The Good Faces To Zoom In On

Now here at Talking Peterheads we know there’s nothing around that funnier than a funny face pic to look at on the web. Theres lot of funny faces to browse upon, more than you can even believe. Because everybody knows about faces, they have got such good meme traction, it`s always a good bet to use a face somewhere when you do a meme. Many forget that while a funny face is a good meme, a zoomed in on funny face is the same amount of funny memeness multiplied by how closely upon that you zoom in. Like every one else on purgatory piss planet Earth, you will already have saved on your internet looking at device many and many pics of extremely good faces that you can post or look at without even a single think of the brain, but a good Meme Hack is to get those faces opened up in a program and zoom right in on em. Just zoom the heck all up in to that sucker! To help you bulk out your collection we’re discussing the best faces which you can zoom in on and it will be very funny.


Georege Willy Bush

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This guy is a veteran of the zoomed in on face scene, being one of the original faces looked at closely in the simpler, more innocent days of the zoomed in on face pics. There was no nonsense back then folks, just a zoomed up on face without even a single word or two. While some argue there were’d been a period where zooming in on G. Bushes face was no longer trendy, we believe the time is primed to get a good look up close on the bushinator.

Kaneson West

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A black man, and a big meme no less – Kanye got a face made for memery. He say a lot of funny and dumb shit too, but just looking at his placid autotard face where his plastic teeth and plumped lips beckon is very nice when it comes to the stone cold funny stuff – even nicer with a good zoom or two.

Mark Zuckletang

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Sweat martyr Marky Mark Zucklejew made a whole website where any face you know about, and even more, can be zoomed in on by any old sort of folks, including sinister corporate entities. WOuldn’t it be pretty sick to zoom in on in stead this dude;s Some Sort Of Gland Problem Looking Ass Face.

 


 

Anne Frank

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Not even a tragic dead jew child is above the humour that is to be found when a  pic of her face is looked at with extremely whimsical closeness.

 


 

Harambe

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This cool dead ape is in heaven but his face can still be zoomed in upon the web. Death is not absolution even for primitive child hassling beasts like ya boy the Harambler, and you can prove this by zooming in real close to his face with an effective meme pic.

 


 

Joseph Merrick

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Unlike many super heroes, Elephant Man led a fucked up life with only one canonical time line, in which he thwarted approximately 0 criminals. Ridicule his failure by setting pixels of his face to previously unachievable degrees of near to-ness.

 

 


 

Baby Suffering  Harlequin Ichthyosis 

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Nothing brings about the Lulz like lookeing closely at the raw anguish of the human condition manifested into reality by a crucially deformed husk baby locked in a brief but eternal scream.

 

 


Donald Trump

 

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Now if there is just one thing we would like to know about Prez The Combzone Trump is if ever he not do have a funny face to pull when any humans are looking at him: there is very little to suggest itn’t. Mischevious smirkster Donald F. (Fart) Trump pullin g all sorts of amusingly expressive faces which can be zoomed up on from a wide variety of angles and directions thanks partly to the Internet ™, but mainly thanks to powerful computer program Microsoft paint, which comes for free on any windows computer. If youre interested in using MICROSOFT PAINT (R) for zooming in on any pics of faces that you have then Why not check out thes products your self at https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/windows/

Why The Internet is Actually Shrinking

Ever wake up at night in a puddle of cold sweat or stale piss (not sure which) worried about how grotesquely big and fat the internet is getting. In less enlightened times past, us pallid weenie nerd losers at The Tallsome Peter Foundation have too. And if we were to take the government’s word for it, (fat chance!!!!!!!!!), we will swallow down the tall tale that the internet is growing exponentially and more really good web type stuff like retweets and frog memes and gargantuan anime .pngs are being rabidly uploaded to the websnet at all seconds of the day.  But actually this is not what is happening in real life, and the wokest among us are realising more and more of the internet is disappearing all of the time. Ever tried scrolling to the end of the front page of Reddit.com? You can’t go very far. Or scrolling all the way down your news feed on Facebook? You’re more likely to win the lottery – twice. Or how about getting all the way to the last page of a porn category on xvideos? No chance. Your dick would be a deflated slimy lump before you even hit page 69.

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I Ain’t Afraid of No Stupid Ass Robot

These days, it seems like everybody’s always fretting about the so-called “robot takeover.” Everywhere I go, I hear folks whining about how the machines are going to rise up and enslave humanity. But do these metal hunks-of-junk actually pose a real threat to humankind? Not on my watch. Continue reading I Ain’t Afraid of No Stupid Ass Robot

TOP TEN THINGS I WANT TO SEE GET DESTROYED BY A 1000 DEGREE HOT KNIFE

I gotta come clean and be completely honest with all you good folks out there. I cannot get enough of those dang Hot Knife videos on YOUTUBE.com. Have you seen this stuff? The guy takes a knife, gets it real hot, then he holds the knife up to an object and makes it hot too. Sometimes things get a little out of hand! Butter? You better believe that stuff melted and made a huge mess. This ain’t your mommy’s butter knife, baby!! This stuff is extreme and ADDICTING. Did I mention I cannot stop watching these insane videos? Continue reading TOP TEN THINGS I WANT TO SEE GET DESTROYED BY A 1000 DEGREE HOT KNIFE

10 Reasons ARMS for the Nintendo Switch Will Win 2017 Game Of the Year

Nintendo, the greatest video game company of all time (possibly: I have to give a big shout out to the cats at Microsoft and Sony for their respectable consoles The X box #1 and the Playstation 4), recently announced its latest foray into the e-sports realm. Nintendo already has its roots firmly planted in this insane billion dollar autism colosseum industry, but with the latest announcement of its smash hit, Game of the Year, ARMS, it looks like we’ve found an early contender for Game of the Year. I believe it will win the big award at the Award shows. Get past the jump to see why! Well, go on!

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Does Clickbait Make You Smarter?

It has truly been busy for all of us here at the Tall Peters Labs this holiday season. While everyone else sipped egg nog and lit holiday candles with their loving families, we’ve had a crack team working around the clock to get to the bottom of this mystery about what effects online clickbait articles have on your brain. It took a lot of hard work and determination, but at long last we finally have undeniable results! Continue reading Does Clickbait Make You Smarter?

5 Upcoming VR Games We Can’t Wait to Play

The future is here, folks. Virtual reality has arrived, and it’s revolutionizing the gaming industry as we know it. With VR, the possibilities are limitless: we can visit distant worlds, explore the depths of the oceans, and experience things we never thought possible, all from the comfort of our gaming rooms. So strap on your goggles and check out this list of the upcoming VR games that we’re most excited about here at Tall Peters! Continue reading 5 Upcoming VR Games We Can’t Wait to Play